Pumpkin Spice came back about a week agoooooo
Bruhhhh my fucking life
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
*In a Job Interview*
Interviewer: Why do you think you would be good hire for this particular company?
Me: Cause I am TRULY and 100% Out’chea.
Interviewer: I’m just gonna go ahead and hire you now because that was a real nigga response right there. You said your availability was what again?…..